This has got to be at least partially inspired by Happy Bunny. Probably I won't put my signature on it anywhere, unless I sign it with a sharpie, but I don't think I have that much vanity.
I'm assuming it'll have to be a white shirt, but white lines on black might work too. I'll have to think about it.
Van is mine, but the concept of taking over the world in pieces is apparently the American dream. Although they're usually nastier about it than I am, but I won't go there.