I like this so much it's eerie. Seriously, he was going to be in a dopey pose and go with Rascal Flatts. Instead, I rocked Panic! at the Disco and he came out much better than I even wanted
him to. He actually looks like my idea of a young Linden Kohlrabi, by accident.
Except he's not a dangerous zealot. I promise.
He's different from the other three kids, and that's why he's bigger. It's effing hilarious because I did it on purpose from the start.