If I were a guy, I'd be much the same, except my name would be Jonium and I'd talk to my unborn older sister. Text in the back thanks to Q10.
"Yep, that's me. The Eternal Chump."
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The mobile, though, that was totally trapped. I glared at the cut on my hand and wondered if I could get sick from it. The answer was most likely a big fat yes. It'd be worth the trouble in a quarter of an hour though. Colonel Poliday's serial magazines on Egypt were supposed to come in today.
Now I just had to wait and hope Alex got here before Lewis.]