TF2 The Animated Series: Ep 2EXT. BLU BASE FIELD - DAYA shoddy track has been laid out in the dirt. Scout runs, passing childish obstacles with ease. He now has a backpack for keeping the bat in, and manages to move just as easily with it as he might without.When he passes the finish mark, Soldier holds up a stopwatch.SOLDIERNot bad.SCOUTYou kiddin'? That's gotta be a world record!Soldier folds his arms and imitates a wall, looking away. Freeze-frame, monochrome. SOLDIER caption and halfborder swing in. Hold for a beat, and then swing caption and halfborder back out, restore colour, and resume motion.SOLDIERThere is no such thing as a record for ru
Jiggery PokeryThey had called him mad, but he had done it. And perhaps it was just a teensy bit mad, who could really say for certain? There were too many variables to calculate it to within a polite decimal place. Assuming that anyone had thought to decimalise madness, of course, in which case, it would only be polite if someone had bothered in the first place.The second place was what the Medic was interested in at that moment, and that place was standing on the cracked tiles of his laboratory floor, giddy as a treefrog.It was an ingenious plan, and he was halfway through its beautiful execution. It hadn't taken much in the way of chemical compon