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Meddling Kid by Kid-Apocalypse Meddling Kid by Kid-Apocalypse
100 Themes Challenge, #98 "Puzzle"

Why are adult villains in games always shocked in this situation? I don't care if you're Methuselah, if your monster of choice is a foot-tall worm and you go up against a ten-year-old girl with a 28-FOOT ROCK MONSTER, you're going to lose. No matter how many butt-spikes your worm has.

None of this is exactly to scale, but I'm fairly certain that it gets the point across. Bet nobody knew I could draw Pokémon. ;p
For the record, my Onix is female, and her name is Satine.

Onix, Dawn, Wurmple, and Galactic Grunt (c) Nintendo, Game Freak
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KingJohnDoe Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional Writer
The funny part is that I JUST beat some hikers onix with my Wurmple... :icontrollfaceplz:
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TheLonelyDieno Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student General Artist
It's so true XD
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FlaringBlaze Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, hilarious! :rofl:
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rock-kun-exe Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i had my gardavoir out but yes exactly lol heros pokemon always beats grunts worm
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IrkenOutlawIris Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
but I'm a ten year old girl going up against a grown, very fat man with a 28 foot rock monster with a 1 foot tall worm, and i always WIN >:D
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
My point was that age isn't the defining factor in a pokemon victory. I chose those two pokemon because they make a clear visual statement, so people who have no knowledge of the game could enjoy the humour. :)
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IrkenOutlawIris Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
:D
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littleskittyxmeowth Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
Oh gawd!!
satine is named after satine from moulin rouge???

oh that movies awesome and saaddd =(
Yes its aNNOYING when they get surprised.
its like
"WAS i beaten by ayes, you were beaten by a kid. get over it.
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PokemonRangerBreana Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009
nice pic yeah if ur like 13 like me and goin up against an old person like cyrus and u have an onix ur gona win DUH :o
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DrUmMeR-GuY Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
epic.
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