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100 Themes Challenge, #98 "Puzzle"

Why are adult villains in games always shocked in this situation? I don't care if you're Methuselah, if your monster of choice is a foot-tall worm and you go up against a ten-year-old girl with a 28-FOOT ROCK MONSTER, you're going to lose. No matter how many butt-spikes your worm has.

None of this is exactly to scale, but I'm fairly certain that it gets the point across. Bet nobody knew I could draw Pokémon. ;p
For the record, my Onix is female, and her name is Satine.

Onix, Dawn, Wurmple, and Galactic Grunt (c) Nintendo, Game Freak
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:iconkingjohndoe:
KingJohnDoe Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional Writer
The funny part is that I JUST beat some hikers onix with my Wurmple... :icontrollfaceplz:
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TheLonelyDieno Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student General Artist
It's so true XD
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FlaringBlaze Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, hilarious! :rofl:
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rock-kun-exe Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i had my gardavoir out but yes exactly lol heros pokemon always beats grunts worm
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IrkenOutlawIris Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
but I'm a ten year old girl going up against a grown, very fat man with a 28 foot rock monster with a 1 foot tall worm, and i always WIN >:D
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
My point was that age isn't the defining factor in a pokemon victory. I chose those two pokemon because they make a clear visual statement, so people who have no knowledge of the game could enjoy the humour. :)
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IrkenOutlawIris Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
:D
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littleskittyxmeowth Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
Oh gawd!!
satine is named after satine from moulin rouge???

oh that movies awesome and saaddd =(
Yes its aNNOYING when they get surprised.
its like
"WAS i beaten by ayes, you were beaten by a kid. get over it.
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PokemonRangerBreana Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009
nice pic yeah if ur like 13 like me and goin up against an old person like cyrus and u have an onix ur gona win DUH :o
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DrUmMeR-GuY Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
epic.
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
Why, thank you. :thumbsup:
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DrUmMeR-GuY Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
it's too true, though!
lol. butt spikes.
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
:D Haha yes, the butt spikes. I couldn't think of anything else to call them...
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:icondrummer-guy:
DrUmMeR-GuY Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2009
neither could i.
,.....hmmm, rear impalers? XD
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
That's actually pretty good... A bit more polished and slightly medieval. ;p I still like the juvenile punch of "butt spikes", because I'm like that.
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DrUmMeR-GuY Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
yay, im a juvenile delinquent! 8D
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
:lol: We should all aspire so high.
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:iconrentoraa-the-luxray:
Rentoraa-the-Luxray Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2008
But...but Wurmple has TWO butt spikes! D:

Nice picture.
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2008
:lol: Squish in spite of it all.

Thank you. :D
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Gamecubist48 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2008
LOL! Fave'd!
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DrUmMeR-GuY Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
aww, i love ur icon! cute lil' djinn. mah favorite are the red ones. ^.=.^
haven't played golden sun in FOREVER. i don't remember much...except for the djinn n' the werewolves. of course.
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2008
:D Aw, thanks.
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Boo--Xo Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008  Student Writer
This is hilarious! I totally agree with you! :)
Nicely drawn. ;)
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008
Hee, thanks so much! It's just one of those things, innit?
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Boo--Xo Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008  Student Writer
Yes defo. It really made me lol. XD

:highfive:

You've lightened my day. Thankies. :D
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008
:laughing: Awesome. It's always a nice surprise when someone reminds me of this picture... I continually forget I drew it. ;)
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GoreDraken Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2008
So true. Its like me and my steelix.
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2008
Ass-kicking with giant monsters is universally fun. ;)
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:icongoredraken:
GoreDraken Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
Yeah like Giratina squidging all of Cyrus' pokemon...that was fun...
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
You lost me. ^^;
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GoreDraken Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008
I lose many people.

This refers to incident that happened on my Pokemon Diamond i had totally rubbish Pokemon, I had lost to Cyrus about 15 times.
So i asked my friend(extremely politely) whether i could possibly borrow his level 100 Giratina to kick Cyrus butt.
He said yes i went up to Spear Pillar killed Cyrus and then caught Dialga. :D
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008
Oh, that's why. I lost my game and never got that far. ^^; Guess I should find it.
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Kara-tails Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Student Digital Artist
I come across that senario so many times, and I laugh at that poor fool every time.
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2008
Haha, yes. :D
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:iconv1s1m4r:
V1S1M4R Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2008
He would've done so much better if he evolved the damn thing and have it Giga Drain that giant rock snake's ass. :(
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2008
Nah, I still would've wiped his nose in the dirt. ;p How often do henchmen put in any real effort anyway?
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:iconv1s1m4r:
V1S1M4R Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2008
Absolutely none. But hey, at least Beautifly is an infinitely better choice than a Wurmple.
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Hanoko Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Your Onix is really awesome :D
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2007
Thenks. :D It was fun to draw her.
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Paladin343 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
This is true. It's best not to underestimate your opponents at all.
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:iconkid-apocalypse:
Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2007
Indeed. Especially when your opponent has a pet that could crush a school bus without even trying.
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Paladin343 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed. *sage nod*
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Hagge Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2007  Professional General Artist
Heehee cute....I have to 'fess....I've always liked Jigglypuff, too...:D
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Kid-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2007
:D Oh, yeah, Jigglypuff was awesome. There's a reason she(?) ended up in Smash Brothers...
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