Literature
A NIKKEs Nose! (Short)
A NIKKEs nose It was a peaceful morning at the headquarters, the sun was just beginning to rise and it was quiet. It seemed like it would be a peaceful and quiet d- “WAKE UP NEON!” A shout that could be heard throughout the entire headquarters was heard, waking everyone up except for the one it was intended for, Neon. “I SWEAR NEON, IF YOU DONT WAKE UP NOW!” The one it came from was Anis, Neon’s roommate. She always had to wake Neon up, and she was sick of it. “If she doesn’t wake up in 10 seconds, I’m using my own methods” The brunette thought, counting down the seconds until she could carry out her plan. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… Neon was still snoring with no intention of waking up anytime soon. “I can’t wait, she’s not going to wake up by then anyways! Time to show her my own ‘firepower’” Anis chuckled as she squatted over the other NIKKE’s face, her huge, round rump inches away from Neon’s face. BRRRBLLRRTTT! A 4 second long fart burst from her ass, sounding like one of the cannons had fired off accidentally. But this cannon just fired off fishy stink right into Neon’s nose. Somehow she was still asleep though! “Alright Neon, just remember you forced my hand, you made me do this! I never wanted this!” This certainly wasn’t true, Anis loved to make jokes and gas others, which the commander had found out quickly when he met her. “This’ll teach you not to sleep in!” BRPLLRBBTTTTT! With a grunt and a slight push to the stomach, Anis unloaded some of her eggy ammo onto her friend’s face. “P.U! That one really felt nasty! I’m so glad I’m not sniffing it up and it’s this chair! Cause if it was someone, they’d say something by now!” Anis raised her voice, shouting right into Neon’s ear, just rubbing it in more. Or, she would be if Neon wasn’t asleep somehow! The farts that Anis was letting out could’ve woken up a bear from hibernation! BRLPPRRROOOoooBBPPTT! Anis was still going, now grunting before she fired off this absolute monstrous fart! The noxious gas bomb she just dropped was a nasty mix of both meat and veggies, more specifically broccoli. The ear-shattering, nose-singing, gag inducing blast fired on for a whopping 20 seconds before finally coming to a halt. Now Neon was… “STILL ASLEEP!? HOW DOES THIS GIRL DO IT?” Anis yelled angrily, with all of her efforts failing up to now. But she did have a few tricks up her sleeve… Neon finally began to wake up but was just met with the huge ass that belonged to Anis, and it’s nasty scent. “WAIT ANIS IM AWA-“ Neon was met with Anis’s bare buttocks, her nose snugly in her asshole. BBBRLBBRRTTooPBBRTTBBLRRTTT! “That ought to do it!” Anis triumphantly exclaimed as she got up, only to se Neon dazed from the noxious eggy bomb.
